C
We don't like to go out shopping
F C
We don't care what's on sale
F C
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips
D7 G
Watching the NFL
C
When you come over at halftime
F
And say does this dress fit too tight
F G
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont
C
It looks just right
G
Well that's the truth about men
C
Yeah that's the truth about us
F
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
D7 G
Scratch and spit and cuss
F
It don't matter what line we hand you
C D7
When we come dragging in
F C G C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
C
We hate watching Steel Magnolias
F C
We like Rambo and Die Hard 4
F C D7
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home
G
Depot Store
C
We really don't want to take you to dinner
F
At some fancy restaurant
F G
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that
C
We all want
C G
Well that's the truth about men
C
Yeah that's the truth about guys
F C
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
D7 G
Then work on the problems in our lives
F C D7
And though we might say it to you every now and then
F C G C
We aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
F C
But if you want to know what were all thinking
G C
Its nothing too complex
F C D7 G
Its just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees
G
That's the truth about men
C
Yeah that's the truth about us
F C
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
D7 G
Scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff
F C D7
It don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
F C G C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
F C G C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen
G C
Sure its gonna happen
G C
You know its gonna happen again
And that's the truth about men.
