She's Nubs - NOFX
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It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
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How does she get in and out of tubs
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I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
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Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
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No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
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No phalanges no knobby knees to knock.
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She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
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She's always in the stands, she's nubs
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She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
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She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
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No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs,
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she's nubs
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I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
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I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
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It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
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and told her I'd see her at the next club.
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she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and
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kinda waved her stub
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She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
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but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
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It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
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when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
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She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
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Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
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But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs (she is nubs).
