No More Mr Nice Guy (Album: Billion Dollar Babies, 1973) Words & Music by Alice Cooper & Michael Bruce [Intro] A5 A9 G/A A5 A9 G/A Bm E Bm E Bm E [Verse] A C#m I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing G Bm D E 'til they got hold of me: A C#m I opened doors for little old ladies, G Bm D E I helped the blind to see. F#m Bm I got no friends 'cause they read the papers D E F#m They can't be seen with me Bm D E D And I'm getting real shot down and I'm feeling mean [Chorus] F#m D E Dsus2 No more Mr Nice Guy, F#m D E No more Mr Clean F#m D E No more Mr Nice Guy, D F#m D E They say he's sick, he's obscene A5 A9 G/A A5 A9 G/A [Verse] F#m Bm I got no friends 'cause they read the papers D E F#m They can't be seen with me Bm D E D And I'm getting real shot down and I'm feeling mean [Chorus] F#m D E Dsus2 No more Mr Nice Guy, F#m D E No more Mr Clean F#m D E No more Mr Nice Guy, D F#m D E They say he's sick, he's obscene [Bridge] A C#m My Dog bit me on the leg today G Bm E A My cat clawed my eyes (nice guy-ee) C#m Mum's been thrown out of the social circle G Bm E And my Dad has to hide. A C#m I went to church incognito; G Bm D E When everybody rose, A C#m The Reverend Smith he, he recognised me G Bm And punched me on the nose D E He said: [Chorus] F#m D E Dsus2 No more Mr Nice Guy, F#m D E No more Mr Clean F#m D E No more Mr Nice Guy, D F#m D E They say you're sick, you're ob-sce-e-e-ene E e-e-e-ene A e-e-e-ene, ene !