[Verse]
G C
Bound for somewhere down the road
G D
With a heavy load on this ever-racing mind
G C
Too much cooking on my stove
G D G
I've stewed myself a traffic jam inside
G C
There's a junction up ahead
G D
And I'm trying to read the signs, but this traffic's made me blind
G C
And I'm a scientist with far too many metaphors
D G D
And far too little data to conclude in time
[Chorus]
G C
And you, you are the indecision maker
G C
You, you are the path unknown
C D G C
And I, I am the great procrastinator
Am D G
Pondering my way home
[Verse]
G C
I've been busy as a beaver
G D
And I'll be damned if I don't ease the flow
G C
My big fish'll pass me by
G D G
If I don't make my mind up damn pronto
G C
So I took a hike on Offa's dyke
G D
With a song stuck in my head and a blister on my toe
G C
I left my baggage on the bed
G D G
Brought my cobwebs, and to England they must blow
[Chorus]
G C
And you, you are the mystery tour enlister
G C
You, you are the sights untold
C D G C
And I, I am the great procrastinator
Am D G
Stalling in the road
[Interlude] (and key change)
C F
And you, you are the problem instigator
C F
You, you are the cryptic code
F G C F
And I, I am the great procrastinator
Dm G C
Puzzling on my own
F G C F
Oh I, I am the great procrastinator
F G C
Squandering chances as I roam
G C F
I am the great procrastinator
Dm G C
Pondering my way home
