Capo 2nd fret. I wrote this song and this is how I play it on guitar. Listen to the song for the strumming pattern here: https://apesofthestate.bandcamp.com/track/bill-collectors-theme-song-2 There are some weird chord variations I use that really just involve taking a finger off of a normal chord. It looks hard but really isn't, don't get nervous. Am7 e|-0-------| B|-1-------| G|-0-------| D|-2-------| A|-0-------| E|-x-------| D7sus2 e|-0-------| B|-1-------| G|-2-------| D|-0-------| A|-0-------| E|-x-------| And the C and F chord variations just involve taking the middle finger off the normal chords: Csus2 e|----0-----| B|----1-----| G|----0-----| D|----0-----| A|----3-----| E|----x-----| Fsus2 e|----1-----| B|----1-----| G|----0-----| D|----3-----| A|----0-----| E|----x-----| Cadd2/E e|----0-----| B|----3-----| G|----0-----| D|----2-----| A|----3-----| E|----x-----| [Intro] F Fsus2 F D7sus2 C Csus2 C C Csus2 2x [Verse 1] F Fsus2 F Fsus2 When I was just a little kid they told me to dream big C you can do anything Csus2 C Csus2 when I got older they told me to stop dreaming F Fsus2 F Fsus2 start being more realistic, make the coffee do the dishes C Csus2 C Csus2 but I can't seem to keep my head out of the clouds F Fsus2 cause whats the point of living life F Fsus2 to work until I die C Csus2 C Csus2 That can't be it and if it is then I want out F Fsus2 F Fsus2 and honestly I never had a dream of getting older C Csus2 C Csus2 but here I am what can I do about it, tell me what to do about it now [Bridge] Am7 D7sus2 C Csus2 C Cadd2/E Cause I never wanted to be every single stereotype of a white middle class 20-something pissed at the economy Am7 D7sus2 E Am Fsus2 I never meant to be the epitome of a quarter life crisis and being a junkie didn't live up to the hype [Solo] During the mandolin solo the guitar plays through the intro again: F Fsus2 F D7sus2 C Csus2 C C Csus2 2x [Verse 2] F Fsus2 F Fsus2 When I was just a little kid they told me I was special C Csus2 C Csus2 Then I grew up and found out they told that to every single one of us F Fsus2 F Fsus2 get addicted to our drugs then go away to universities C Csus2 C Csus2 where we'll sell you dreams then make you work for free F Fsus2 F Fsus2 They handed us an economy thats destined us for poverty C Csus2 C Csus2 then have the nerve to call us soft and lazy for complaining F Fsus F Fsus2 cause they're from a generation where you could be what you wanted to be C Csus2 C C F but baby I'm a 90's kid, only 90's kids will understand this [Chorus] Listen to song for strumming pattern as it changes here. I'm also doing a lot of blank percussive noises in between the chords (hits) F x3 C x3 E x3 Am x3 F x3 C x3 E x3 Am x3 F C E Am Am7 got bill collectors calling us to pay back student loans F C E Am Am7 but they can't ever find us if we throw away our phones (Palm muted) F C E Am Am7 then we can sit in diners, drinking coffee smoking cigarettes outside F C E Am Am7 look in each others' eyes without cell phone lights to hide behind and (hits) F C E Am Am7 we can just kick off our shoes and make these sidewalks home F C E Am Am7 we'll write songs and sing for food and we'll never be alone (strummed) F C E Am Am7 never be alone, never be alone, never be alone when we're with friends [Outro] F Fsus2 F Fsus2 and we'll never owe shit to anyone else F Fsus2 F Fsus2 no we'll never owe shit to anyone else F Fsus2 F Fsus2 no we'll never owe shit to anyone else F Fsus2 F no we'll never owe shit to anyone C E Am Am7