(spoken intro) Alright! I can see that I will have to TEACH you HOW to be.. VILLAINS! Fm (Saxophone intro 15 beats) Hey! Fm C# C (8 beats) (4 beats) We are number one. Hey! Fm C# C We are number one [Verse 1] Fm Now listen closely Fm Here's a little lesson in trickery C# C This is going down in history Fm If you wanna be a villain number one C# C You have to chase a superhero on the run (8 beats no chords) A#m Cm Just follow my moves, and sneak around C# Eb Be careful not to make a sound N.C. Shh. No, don't touch that! [Chorus] Fm C# C We are number one. Hey! Fm C# C We are number one (4 beat gliss up) Fm C# C We are number one [Verse 2] Ha ha ha Fm Now look at this net, that I just found C# C When I say go, be ready to throw. GO! N.C. Throw it on him, not me! N.C. Ugh, let's try something else Fm Now watch and learn, here's the deal C# C He'll slip and slide on this banana peel! N.C. Ha ha ha. *gasp* What are you doing!? [Chorus] Fm C# C Hey! Fm C# C Fm C# C (sing melody on "ba") We are number one. Hey! Fm C# C (sing melody on "ba") Villain number one!!!! [key change] [Chorus] F#m D C# Hey! F#m D C# Hey! F#m D C# (sing melody on "ba") We are number one. Hey! F#m D C# (sing melody on "ba") We are number one C# We are number one C# C# F#m We are number one Hey hey!