Song: Shaved Off His Beard Artist: The Beards Album: Beards Beards Beards Strumming Riff Thingo That goes throughout the Verses You can even play the chords Em and G instead of 0-3 If you really feel like it (Am) E|-0-------| B|-1-------| G|-2-2-----| D|-2-------| A|-0-------| E|-----0-3-| Am Well, there once was a man And that man had a Beard G He shaved off his Beard Am And now he's dead! Am And there once was a girl And her husband had a Beard G She asked him to shave It off Am And now she's dead! Dm Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!) Am Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!) G Now he's dead! Am Bm C Now he's dead! Dm Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!) Am Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!) G Am Grow up Beard or you'll be dead! Am Well the Girl and the Man, they each had a funeral, G Am the people who attended are now dead. Am So the grave digger came, to bury the bodies, G Am and he had a beard and cant be killed. Dm Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) Am Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) G Had a Beard Am Bm C Can't be killed! Dm Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) Am Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) G Am Had a Beard and can't be killed! Am Well, there once was a man And his name was Daren Hitch G He shaved off his Beard Am And now he's shit! Dm Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) Am Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) G Now he's shit! Am Bm C Now he's shit! Dm Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) Am Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!) G Am Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!