[Intro] E B7 E E A Well my body could use a little slimmin' I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin' E B7 E And I ain't seen my feet since 1984…the old lady wants a roll in the hay, A E B7 E We turn the lights down all the way…'cause I don't look good naked anymore. [Chorus] A E No, I don't look good naked anymore…I'm a deep fried, double-wide version B7 E A Of the man I was before. If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door, E B7 E And I don't look good naked anymore. E A Well I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand. E B7 E But I can't do the things I done before. Well it all happened kind of slow, A E B7 E But I guess I kinda let myself go…now I don't look good naked anymore. [Chorus] E A With each and every passing year, came a lot of french fries and beer. E B7 E And my belly hung a little closer to the floor. Now, my belly is as big as a truck, A E B7 E And the old lady don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA! Cause I don't look good naked anymore. [Chorus] [Chorus] E B7 E B7 E Tag: No, I don't look good naked anymore!