[Verse]
D G
I should have never gone
D G
To get my haircut by my room mate’s mum
D G
Eighty percent off is not a good deal when she
D G
Cuts eighty percent off
[Verse]
D G
Should have gotten the clue
D G
By looking at my room mate’s do
D G
Looks like two squirrels climbed up his back
A
Made it on his scalp and died in the act
[Chorus]
G
She was clipping away
A
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
G
I wanted to say
A
Something but I didn’t want to offend her
G
So I shut my mouth
A
Then she gave me a spin
G
I look like a stunt double for the weekend
[Verse]
D G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
D G
My head looks like a (fat boobs butt)
D G
I should audition for the role of (brier tuck)
D G
Cause I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
[Bridge]
A
I got a modern art installation on my head
G
I look like I walked off the set of walking dead
[Chorus]
D G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
D G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
A G
But, haircuts they are temporary
A G
It will grow out before you get married
A G
Unless you’re already married
A G
And in that case, it will grow out
D
Before your second marriage
