Walter Etc. - Boomer Etc. [Verse 1] E A Boomer, look at me back living with my parents C#m B making an appearance as a guest in my highschool bed E A bored with myself and predictable depression C#m my same old chord progressions B E but my lyrics were better back then [Bridge] A Oh well C#m my fault B E it will only get worse with age A C#m But I will make art B until it kills me E [Verse 2] E Gotta sneak away for a smoke A old friends seem formal, not stoked C#m B either you lost your sense of humor or they don’t get your jokes E they all quit smoking these days A in fact, you’re the last one C#m B chiefed a lonely little spliff on the front porch [Verse 3] E A It's a lousy mess of adulthood C#m B looking for a job on craigslist like I should E A Got my resume just today as spruced up with lies C#m B cause I don’t want to work in retail for the rest of my life, no.... E [Bridge] A Oh well C#m my fault B E I can always sell lemonade A C#m but I will make art B until it kills me [Chorus] A Boomer you’re my last good friend E B Your too soon old, too short on time A Rest your achy bones in your bed E B enjoy your final curtsy of life C#m A Your death will be a real heartbreaker E B I assume it’s only natural I guess A B No less a bummer [Verse 4] E A Keep in good health and keep up with your peers C#m B Gotta reinvent yourself, don't be the redundant adjective E A Nobody cares about your travels C#m B So you sound like your bragging about the countries you've been in but E A I can recall a day when you knew my middle name and C#m B we mostly felt the same now E that kind of magic can only exist in the A mothballs of memory C#m and your eyes roll at me like B "go tell it to your family dog" [Chorus] A Cause Boomer you’re my last good friend E B I can tell you can tell I'm leaving again A Just hang in there a few more months E B I swear I'll make it worth it for you C#m A A belly rub to end all the pain E B now close your eyes, if this is goodbye A B just know I love you. E