This was tabbed by ear and I think it's pretty close. The chords are all variations, and are listed below.
This is how I played it. Feel free to suggest/edit how it's actually played. I watched along with live
videos to tabbed it. The chords above the words might be a little off on timing.
Open D Tuning (D A D F# A D)
D A G B
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|----8-----10----8-----0---|
|----7-----9-----7-----11--|
|----5-----7-----5-----9---|
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Intro:
D D A
Verse 1:
D
So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
B
Candy canes were meant for sucking
G
So don't you think about trying to chew
Verse 2:
D
How about a little eggnog
G
I got a homemade recipe
B
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
G A
Even though it's alcohol-free
Chorus:
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
B G
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
Gonna fill it up with all I got
B G
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot
Intro:
D D A
Verse 3:
D
I know you like your toys, girl
G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
B
The kind that only use double D batteries
G
And run at variable speeds
Verse 4:
D
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
G
All I ask is some tit for tat
B
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
G A A
Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby
Chorus:
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
B G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...
G
Take it all out... stuff it back in
G A
You're never gonna want me to stop
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
With holiday love and romance
B G A D
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance
Outro:
D D A D
