Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album.
All chords are two string power chords, except for G *and C*, which are single notes.
EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as Faug and Gaug for some reason.
[Verse]
C * G *
You and me, we could never be
C * G *
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
C *
And you're so eager to please
G * C *
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
G
Who says he's all you need
[Chorus]
E F
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
F
your hands around my throat
[Verse]
C *
You and your friends feel free
G *
And you're way too cool for me
C *
And you do drugs now
G *
And all your problems run so deep
C *
And we were smoking in the basement
G *
At your best friend's brother's party
C *
And you love them because they treat you
G *
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about
[Chorus]
E F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
F
Your hands around my throat
E
Swear I love you
F
Until the very, very end.
E
But there's a problem(What's the problem?)
F
You're in love with your boyfriend.
[Bridge]
F G C
This is me officially giving up on you
F G
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies
C
For this to ever become true
F G C
And this is me officially giving up on you
F G
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
C
I'm getting shitfaced in your room.
[Verse]
C *
I've got dreams where I bleed
G *
And I choke myself to sleep
C *
And I hear screams
G *
It's the secrets that you keep
C *
And I am learning that your secrets
G * C *
They really don't mean shit to anyone
G *
But you and your friends
[Chorus]
E F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
F
Your hands around my throat
E
Swear I love you
F
Until the very, very end.
E
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?)
F
You're in love with your boyfriend
[Outro]
A G C A G C
And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
A G C A G C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
A G C A G C
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
A G C A G C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
A G C A G C
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
A G C A G C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
