[Chords] B (7998xx) Emaj7 (0798xx) E (022100) F# (244322) e|-999-7-6--------------------------------------------7------15p14---12--11--| B|-----------8~~--------------------7~---7----9--7--5~-----------------------| G|------------------6b7--4--4-4-6/8~-----8----8--8--4~-----------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse] B Emaj7 Tonight, we’ll watch the presidential candidates debate B Emaj7 and I’ll bike 17 blocks down Haverford Avenue to buy a case B Emaj7 and we’ll pretend to know our facts as we verbally castrate the G.O.P B Emaj7 and make our parents proud by voting early E But whatever the outcome F# next year E Man, too bad I'll still F# be here [Chorus] B And I'll be sitting on the roof B With my 5 best friends B Talking real big game B On all of our shitty bands B I don't care what you believe B You'll never be on the MTV B F# E So Madison Square Garden's our basement B F# E And if the cops show we'll find their replacement B F# E Tomorrow morning I'm scrambling every last B F# E egg in the Goddamn fridge B Emaj7 B Emaj7 B Emaj7 B Emaj7
