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C Bb Gm
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
C Bb
When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
C D#
I want to own them
C D#
But can you even dance in those pants?
C
"Watch me, woman!"
Bb C
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy
D# Bb
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty
C
I need to get some!
F
Put my body in them!
C
Then I will rule the land!
5, 6, 7, 8
C
Is that an Angel Baby?
E
No! That's his dance moves!
Am
Yes!
Watch my lady honey grooves!
F
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!
C E
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young
No, no, no
Am
My legs in those pants, a dream!
F
When I would move, I'd scream:
C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
Yes!
C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
Yes!
C
I begged that boy to make me some
E
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Am
Grab a partner, form a line
F
Cut and stitch and make 'em shine
C E
Work that elastic, it's looking fantastic
Am F
P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can't handle that
C
It's just the power of the lycra
E
Tickles my tigra
Am F
Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch!
C
And tell yourself you're a vessel of shimmy
Am F
And activate your dance floor kitty
C E
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
Am F
I dance like hell to release the madness
C E
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Am F
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods
C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
C E
'Twas the last stitch on the final seam
Am F
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed
C E
I know I needed them more than ever
Am F
But then he looked at my legs and said, "Never!"
C
I was already wearing tight pants
C
I just did not activate them!
Wow!
C
Body roll, body roll
C
High kick, high kick
E
This is how we do it
F
Watch yourself
Break it down, break it down
C
Body roll, body roll
C
High kick, high kick
Am
Activate
F
Engage
C
I'm a dance floor tiger lady
E
Pumping everything she has
Am
Touching every single lad
F
Rubbing every lady gland
C
Work that dance floor
E
They may vote you mayor jazz
Am
One day have a plaque that says:
F
"She wore the tightest of pants"
C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
