intro: | F13 | Bb13 | F13 | F13 | Bb13 Well, frank settled down in the Valley, F13 Eb9 and he hung his wild years on a D7b9 Gm9 nail that he drove through his wife's forehead. C9aug He sold used office furniture out F13 Ab13#11 there on San Fernando Road and G13#11 C7#9 assumed a $30,000 loan at F13 15 1/4 % and put a down payment Bb13 F13 on a little two bedroom place. F13 Bb13 His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash Made good bloody mary's, kept her mouth F13 shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua Eb9 D7b9 Gm9 named Carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind. C9aug They had a thoroughly modern kitchen; F13 Ab13#11 self-cleaning oven (the whole bit) G13#11 Frank drove a little sedan. C7#9 They were so happy. F13 Bb13 One night Frank was on his way home F13 from work, stopped at the liquor store, picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth’s. Bb13 Drank 'em in the car on his way to the F13 Shell station; he got a gallon of gas in a can. Eb9 Drove home, doused everything in D7b9 Gm9 the house, torched it. C9aug Parked across the street laughing, F13 Ab13#11 watching it burn, all Halloween G13#11 C7#9 orange and chimney red. F13 Bb13 Then frank put on a top forty station, F13 got on the Hollywood freeway headed North. Bb13 Never could stand that dog. Outro: | F13 | Eb9 | D7b9 | Gm9 | C7b9 | F13 | Db7b5 | Bb/C | F | C7#9#5 | F13 | ||If you like it, please rate it||