Am x0221x Em 02200x G 32000x D7 xx021x Capo 4th fret [Intro] Am Em G D7 Am Em G D7 [Verse 1] Am Em G D7 Oh the vampire Alberta, stalks across the money market rates and ducks into a Hummer Am Em G D7 The vampire Alberta, wears a bowtie and a pin that says Support the Arts Am Em G Yeah the vampire Alberta, takes a photo for another slide D7 Am Em G D7 In the PowerPoint of all the places we won't remember Am Em G D7 [Verse 2] Am Em G D7 Oh the vampire Alberta, wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve of forest in the foothills Am Em G D7 The vampire Alberta, drools a perfect inky tailing pond and shakes awake Am Em G Yeah the vampire Alberta, lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads D7 Am Em G D7 "I need another one of these, so keep 'em coming" Am Em G D7 Good times are coming [Outro] Am Em G D7 Am Em G D7 Am Em G D7 Am Em G D7