[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
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Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
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Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
C
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
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Well there's no need to complain
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We'll eliminate your pain
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We can neutralize your brain
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You'll feel just fine...now
[Chorus]
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Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
[Verse 2]
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Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
C
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around?
C
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Bb
Are you worried and distressed?
A
Can't seem to get no rest?
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Put our product to the test
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You'll feel just fine...now
[Chorus]
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Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
[Bridge]
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You better hurry up and order one
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Is life within the business world a drag?
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Our limited supply is very nearly gone
[Verse 3]
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Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
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Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
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Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
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We can end your daily strife
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At a reasonable price
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You've seen it advertised in Life
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You'll feel just fine...now
[Chorus]
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Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
