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Drunk by Noon - Andrew Bird
Written by The Handsome Family
Things Are Really Great Here, Sort Of
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INTRO
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VERSE
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There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
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He lived in a cage the size of his thumb
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And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
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He galloped around til he was hit by a car
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Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
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Just to remind myself I'll never fly
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And sometimes I burn my arm with a cigarette
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Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
CHORUS
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If my life was as long as the moon
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I'd still be jealous of the sun
C G
If my life lasted only one day
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I'd still be drunk by noon
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Yes I'd still be drunk by noon
WHISTLING SOLO
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VERSE
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Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer
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At least then I get to stay in bed and watch TV all day
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And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
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Even if all my questions are taken away
CHORUS
C G
If my life was as long as the moon
C G
I'd still be jealous of the sun
C G
If my life lasted only one day
Am C G
I'd still be drunk by noon
Am C G
Yes I'd still be drunk by noon
