x[Intro] (x2) Ab Eb/G Ab/F Eb/G [Verse 1] Ab Eb/G She was lying on the floor and counting stretch marks Fm7 C# She hadn't been a virgin and he hadn't been a god Ab Eb/G So she names the baby Elvis Fm7 C# To make up for the royalty he lacked [Chorus] Ab Eb/G And from then on it was turpentine and patches Fm7 C# From then on it was cold Campbell's from the can Ab Eb/G And they were just two jerks playing with matches Fm7 C# Cause that's all they knew how to play [Instrumental] (x2) Ab Eb/G Ab/F Eb/G [Verse 2] Ab Eb/G And it was raining cats and dogs out side of her window Fm7 C# And she knew they were destined to become Ab Sacred road kill on the way Fm Eb/G And she was listening to the sound of heavens shaking C# Ab Thinking about puddles, puddles and mistakes [Chorus] Eb/G Cause it's been turpentine and patches Fm7 C# It's been cold, cold Campbell's from the can Ab Eb/G And they were just two jerks playing with matches Fm7 C# F# Cause that's all they knew how to play [Instrumental] C# F#2 Ab Eb/G Ab/F Eb/G (x2) [Verse 3] Ab Eb/G Elvis never could carry a tune Fm7 C# She thought about this irony as she stared back at the moon Ab Eb/G Fm7 She was tracing her years with her fingers on her skin C# Saying why don't I begin again Ab Eb/G With turpentine and patches Fm7 C# With cold, cold Campbell's from the can Ab Eb/G After all I'm still a jerk playing with matches Fm7 C# It's just that he's not around to play along Ab Eb/G I'm still an asshole playing with candles Fm7 C# Blowing out wishes blowing out dreams Ab Eb/G Just sitting here and trying to decipher Fm7 C# F# What's written in Braille upon my skin... [Instrumental] C# F#2 (x3) Ab Eb/G Ab/F Eb/G (x2) [Outro] Ab Eb/G Ab/F Eb/G She was lying on the floor and counting stretch Ab Eb/G Ab/F Eb/G She was lying on the floor and counting stretch