[Intro] F5 G5 A5 Bb5 C5 F C F [Verse 1] F Bb/F F T'was up in the Bluestack mountains, D'arcy kept a bit of a still F Dm C We were sneaking home a bottle, when the guards came up the hill F Bb/F F "Lose the booze" cried D'arcy and before we could reply, Bb C F He'd dumped it in the nosebag of his donkey standing by. F Bb/F F The donkey had a ganky leg, and only one good eye. F C When he got a lick of the whiskey, he'd swear that he could fly Dm7 C He rocketed through the roundabout, and down by Jamesie's bar, Bb C F Then he vaulted through the hedges at the track at Ballintra [Chorus 1] F Bb/F F Here's to you, to me and one and all F C To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall F Bb/F F Here's to you, to me and one and all F C F The day that D'arcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal [Fiddle fill] F C F [Verse 2] F Bb/F F The garda chased the donkey, and we followed in pursuit, F Dm C For fear they'd spill the whiskey, we begged them not to shoot F Bb/F F We barreled through the turnstiles, we got there just in time, Bb Csus4 F To place our bets before the lot of 'em reached the starting line. F Bb/F F The flag was up, the race was on, the donkey looked behind F C He saw the guards were after him but sure he didn't mind Dm7 C He had himself another sip, and a second one as well, Bb C F Then he bucked and kicked and knocked the competition all to hell. [Chorus 2] F Bb/F F Here's to you, to me and one and all F C To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall F Bb/F F Here's to you, to me and one and all F C F D The day that D'arcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal [Fiddle Interlude] G C D G Am D G C D C D G Em C D Em C D G5 A5 B5 C5 D5 G D G [Verse 3] G C/G G The donkey passed the post about a lap or two ahead G Em D He finished off the whiskey, then toppled over dead G C/G G We went to check the bets and found when everything was done C D G The garda came in second and paid 35 to one! G C/G G So we dragged the donkey's carcass down to Jamesie's for a pint G D To drink up all our winnings, and to celebrate the night Em D We missed the poor old donkey, but still we had to laugh C D G When Jamesie made a trophy of the donkey's better half [Pre-Chorus] C D So raise a beer in the air, to the famous derriere C D G Everybody raise a glass to D'arcy's ass! D'arcy's ass! C D G Everybody raise a glass to D'arcy's ass! D'arcy's ass! [Chorus 3] G C/G G Here's to you, to me and one and all G D To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall G C/G G Here's to you, to me and one and all G D G The day that D'arcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal G D G The day that D'arcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal