SENIOR MOMENTS (Golf Brooks)
G C
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
D G
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
C
But searching as I look around for something I can’t find
A D
And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.
Chorus
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C G Em
Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts
C D G
Senior moment’s brain farts
G C
Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had opened up the fridge
D G
And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did
C
I couldn’t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door
A D
And I wondered what I put in there… Did I want some more?
Chorus
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C G Em
Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry tarts
C D G
Senior moments, brain farts
G
Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
C
I can’t remember where or when
D G
But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in
C
The greeter said “Hello sir, what would you like to see?”
A D
But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!
Chorus
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C G Em
I guess I looked bewildered standing there amount the carts
C D G
Senior moments, brain farts
G C
So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the blink
D G
And I asked him “Could he fix it?” he said “Maybe let me think.”
C
Then he asked me how long I’d had this problem was it old or new
A D
I looked at him and said, “What problem?” and “Who are you?”
Chorus
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
C D Em
I get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, some times they’re off the charts
C D G
Senior moments, brain farts
G C
So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
D G
And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproblem too
C
But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home
A D
I had hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was way too stiff to comb.
Chorus
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
C D Em
Yeah mixing up those medicines ain’t really very smart
C D G
Senior moments, brain farts
