CAPO 2 A I remember quite well The first time I took you home D We were so young A I didn't think much of you E7 Sure you were cute and full of tricks D And a whole lot brighter than a guinea pig A D4 A But I didn't think much of you back then A And I think you loved me first Cause it sure took me a while D To figure out A That you were kinda special E7 But now you're old and full of ticks D And you yell at everybody just for kicks A D4 A And I wish that you would just shut up CHORUS: A Why do you scream at me Why do you scream D I don't know why you have to do that Cause things don't seem A All that bad to me E7 Oh I'm beggin' you please A Baby please don't scream A Do you remember that old cat Who beat you up so bad D You almost didn't make it A I almost couldn't take it E7 But now you're mean and paranoid D There's not a piece of this house that you haven't destroyed A D4 A And I wish that you would just shut up. CHORUS A You know I've loved a lot of men And moved far away from them D And I hate to say it A But you're my oldest friend E7 And I'm glad you're around D Cause you still know how to make my favorite sound A D4 A But then I wish that you would just shut up.