CAPO 1
[CHORDS]
Asus4 - x02230
Asus2 - x02200
Db(#9) - x12321
[Intro]
Em A D G Em A Bm
[Verse]
Em A
You people and your cute little terms you like to throw around and make everybody squirm
D G
Upper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass
Em A
And how am I supposed to live in a world with no Madeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone
D G Em A
And Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31 is trash and now I just want to be left alone. (Ahhhhh)
[Chorus]
Dm Gm C
Global warming is ruining my fair complexion,
F Bb
Augmenting all my imperfections
Db(#9) A D
And Brazil does not need more encouragement
Dm Gm C
Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes
F Bb
To leave their homes with guns and knives
Db(#9) A D
In search of quality refreshments and some homicide
[Verse]
Em
I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun,
A
They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians
D G
And all they do is hang out clogging up the streets,
Em
Congratulating each other on their pedicured feet
A
Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their Vans,
D
Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their tans
G
I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken man
Em Asus4 A Asus2
But I guess you can look, nobody said that you can't. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
[Instrumental]
Dm Gm C F Bb Db(#9) A D
Dm Gm C F Bb Db(#9) A D
[Chorus]
Dm Gm C
Global warming is ruining my fair complexion,
F Bb
Augmenting all my imperfections
Db(#9) A D
And Brazil does not need more encouragement
Dm Gm C
Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes
F Bb
To leave their homes with guns and knives
Db(#9) A D
In search of quality refreshments and some homicide
[Outro]
Em A D G Em A Bm
All I've got are first world problems, I guess I better get some more third world kind. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
