I made this tab from the video Nice Peter uploaded, you can check the strum pattern there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsg6vRF0AVY P = Peter L = Lloyd T = Together All chords in the song are played as Barré Chords, most E shaped: A [5 7 7 6 5 5] D [X 5 7 7 5 5] F#m [2 4 4 3 2 2] B [7 9 9 8 7 7] E [12 14 14 13 12 12] Have fun! P : A D Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong. F#m I feel like a limp little kite in the wind, B The way she pulls me along. A D She takes my money (money), she eats all my food. F#m She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal, B Then she had breakfast with another dude. D Well, I don't know why I love her so. E I wanna give her a kiss, but she's slamming the door. D I can't explain what she do to me, E (one strum) She gives me an itch but it starts with a B. L: A D I gotta say that this lady's crazy, F#m B She's always treating me like I'm acting shady. A D And lately it's even getting threatening, F#m B She wants to keep me in my room, or inside suspension. A D "Or else I'm gonna kick you out!" F#m B I'm like "Baby, I'm the one who owns this house" A D F#m B T: She's mean, Yeah my girl is mean. A D L: She is a type I've seen in a terrible dream, F#m B She is crazy like a female Charlie Sheen. A D F#m B T: She's mean, Yeah my girl is mean. A D L: She's like a tiny little Hulk that never turned green, F#m B She must feed on the souls of human beings P : A D Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong. F#m I feel like a limp little kite in the wind, B The way she pulls me along. A D She takes my money (money), she eats all my food. F#m She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal, B Then she had breakfast with another dude. D Well, I don't know why I love her so. E I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door. D I can't explain what she is doing to me, E A Well, she gives me an itch but it starts with a B.