[Intro]
C Em C Em D Am D C
[Verse]
Em C
Plopped on a hinge screwed in tight
Em F
Restless and bony for you at night
D Am
But I'm over it over it
D C
Oh I'm over it
Em C
Bought me a pet to compromise
Em F
To fatten with dry food, beans, and rice
D Am
And he's a-ok, 's a-ok
D
Oh he's a-okay
G G7
Oh
[Chorus]
F G C F
But you made beauty a monster to me
G C F
You made beauty a monster to me
G C F
You made beauty a monster to me
G C
So I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
[Verse]
Em C
Never a day to spend on me
Em F
To bathe in the sun and read magazines
D Am
But I’m over it, over it
D
Oh I’m over it
[Chorus]
F G C F
'Cause you made beauty a monster to me (x3)
F G C
So I’m kissing all the ugly things I see
F
(Oh
G C
Oh I’m kissing all the ugly things I see) (x2)
F
Oh
G C
Oh I’m nursing all the ugly babies
F G C
