This is in the key from the movie of D. [Verse 1] D Bm7 I could while away the hours, Em7 A7 conferrin' with the flowers D D7 Consultin' with the rain. G Em7 And my head I'd be scratchin' while A7 my thoughts were busy hatchin' D Em7 A7 If I only had a brain. D Bm7 I'd unravel every riddle Em7 A7 for any individ'le, D D7 In trouble or in pain. G Em7 With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' A7 You could be another Lincoln D D7 If you only had a brain. [Bridge] G D Oh, I -- could tell you why Em7 A7 D the ocean's near the shore, C#m7 F#7 Bm7 I could think of things I'd never thunk before, E7 A A7 And then I'd sit and think some more. [Verse 2] D Bm7 I would not be just a nothing Em7 A7 my head all full of stuffin' D D7 My heart all full of pain. G Em7 I would dance and be merry, A7 life would be a ding-a-derry, D If I only had a brain.