Intro and Verse e----------3-------------3--------------3-------------3------------------------| B----------1-------------1--------------1-------------1------------------------| G-------0-------------0--------------0-------------0---------------------------| D----------------0h3--------------------------0h3------------------------------| A---0h3-------------------------0h3--------------------------------------------| E------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus C G Am F G C G Am F G C Verse: Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine thats out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Chorus: C G Am Dumb ways to die, F G so many dumb ways to die, C G Am dumb ways to di-i-ie, F G C so many dumb ways to die Verse: Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Chorus: C G Am Dumb ways to die, F G so many dumb ways to die, C G Am dumb ways to di-i-ie, F G C so many dumb ways to die Verse: Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Chorus: C G Am Dumb ways to die, F G so many dumb ways to die, C G Am dumb ways to di-i-ie, F G C so many dumb ways to die Verse: Keep a rattlesnake as pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder whats this red button do? Chorus: C G Am Dumb ways to die, F G so many dumb ways to die, C G Am dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, F G C so many dumb ways to die Bridge: Am G C G F Dress up like a moose during hunting season Am G C G F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason G Am F Stand on the edge of a train station platform G Am F Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing G Am Run across the tracks between the platforms F G They may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly C G Am Dumbest ways to die C G Am Dumbest ways to die C G Am Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie F So many dumb F G C So many dumb ways to die Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.
