Group Hang

Group Hang - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend


Capo 1


[Intro]

(Plucking) 
Am       Am
(Spoken) The night was going perfectly, mi amor,
Am
We were having a romantic Mexican meal.
Am          Dm
Or Cali-Mex,
   E (strum once)
Or Cali-Mex-Italian,
                              E D# E
I don’t really know what this food is!
E D#                               N.C.
But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance!

E  
La la, la la la!
 

[Chorus]
         Dm
It was a group hang,
Am
Group hang,
       E                Am
You’re so far away in a group hang!
  Dm          Am
A group hang, group hang.
      E                     Am
Do we really need all these nachos?
 

[Verse I:]

          Am
It was an intimate date,
     Am
Just you and me,
     E
At a magical place,
           E
Where your refills are free.
          F
Then your buddies showed up,
    F
And tore us apart.
        E
They’re forces of evil,
  E
A knife through my heart!


[Break:]
 
N.C.
Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!
 

[Chorus]

  Dm
A group hang,
Am
Group hang,
       E                      Am
You’re just out of reach in a group hang.
  Dm          Am
A group hang, group hang
    E            Am
I’m so afraid of horses!


[Verse II:]

           Am
Now you’re telling a story,
           Am
‘Bout some dude named Jeffwad,
        E
And the time he “sprooshed,”
    E               (No chord)
Whatever that means.
F
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:

(Spoken) N.C. 
I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm.
 

[Chorus]
         Dm
It was a group hang,
Am
Group hang,
   E                      Am
It just got weird in this group hang!
Dm          Am
Group hang, group hang.
   E                Am
It makes me so sexy sad.
 
(Spoken) N.C. 
Ow, this guac is so spicy.
(Spoken) N.C. 
Hey, wanna grab a drink at the bar?
(Spoken) N.C. 
Oh, okay. 
(Spoken) N.C. 
Great.


[Middle 8:]

Am 
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!
E
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!
E
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!
E            Am
Guadalaraja, Sicily!

(Spoken) N.C. 
That’s not in Mexico!
 
Am
Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco, 
E
Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale, 
E
Root beer margarita, taco stew!
(Spoken) E            D#m  C  B
Does the chef know what Mexico is?


[Chorus]
  Dm
A group hang,
Am
Group hang.
            E              Am
What’s this smoky tortilla soup thing?
 


[Outro]

Dm, Am, E, E
(Spoken)                       
I mean, really, am I crazy? There are-- 

I know there are people of Hispanic descent working at this restaurant.

Dm
A group hang,
Am
Group hang.

(Spoken) E, Am, Dm, Am
How are they not offended with the bastardization 


Of their culture? Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me.

       E                Am
You’re so far away at a group hang.
 
Dm, Am, E, Am
(Spoken)
I feel like I’m being gas lighted by this restaurant.

  Dm 
A group hang.

Am
Group hang.

E
(Spoken)                       N.C.
Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El cheque!

Am flourish to finish!