Riki plays the chords like this: e|--0--|-----|--0--|--0--|-----| B|--1--|--0--|--0--|--1--|--1--| G|--0--|--0--|--0--|--2--|--2--| D|--2--|--0--|--2--|--2--|--3--| A|--3--|--2--|--2--|--0--|-----| E|-----|--3--|--0--|-----|-----| C G Em Am F and the (C-B-)Am part is played like this: e|-----|-0---| B|-----|-1---| G|-----|-2---| D|-----|-2---| A|-3-2-|-0---| E|-----|-----| INTRO: C/G/Em/Am F/G/C/C C G Em Am Pregnant women are smug F G Everyone knows it, nobody says it, C because they're pregnant C G Em Am Effing son of a gun F G You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now C that you're pregnant (C-B-)Am Em I can't count all the ways how (C-B-)Am G You speak in clichés now I can't wait to hear someone say "Don't care if it's brain dead, Don't care if it's limbless, If it has a penis" Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant This zen world you're enjoying Makes you really annoying Bitch, I don't really care I was being polite since you have no life now That you're pregnant You say you're walking on air You think that you're glowing, but you've just been ho'ing And now you're pregnant You're just giving birth now You're not Mother Earth now Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant Effing son of a gun You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now Now that you're pregnant