Intro: A F#m A F#m
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Every now and then I feel like scratching
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With five fingers, “Hey! Howdy, you!” (Yeah, yeah!)
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But all I really need are apples and lasagna
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Before I go to bed
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I have a vacant stare ‘cause I’m a robot
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I’ve got hollow lungs (I bet your toes are strong!)
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With soft skin engineered to feel girl-like
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I’ll stay forever young, yeah
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WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO,
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HEY-HAW, Wonder why
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No one that we know blows
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Chunks every day and night
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WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO,
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HEY-HAW, And don’t
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Stare into the sun or else your
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Eyes will burn and drip some
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Goooo...
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And burn out! Can’t look at the
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Sun or else your eyes will burn out
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Can’t stare at the sun! (Come on, let’s have some fun!)
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Don’t stare at the sun!
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In my village we have Daryl, Daryl the Pony
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And he’s been waiting for a gifted young rider (Ha ha ha)
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Yeah, you could not pick a pony that is better than
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Daryl the Pony of Love!
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WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO,
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HEY-HAW, Wonder why
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No one that we know blows
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Chunks every day and night
D
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO,
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HEY-HAW, why don’t we
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Check out all these socks and then
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Check me out while I dance and go
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Wow! Yeah! Yes! Okay!
Now we’re dancing the donk-diddy-donkey
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Why’d you insist on kissing that clown?
Don’t say goodbye or sayonara
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(All the leeches love me!)
We’re so glad be here
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Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa
Digging that soul
Round and round we go!
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This is a dance we practiced in the gym
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(Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa digging that soul)
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There’s no way it could have been spontaneous
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(Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa digging that soul)
It’s Corville! I’m running weird!
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WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO,
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HEY-HAW, I’m feeling
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No old-timey ghosts will be
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Floating up on the ceiling
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WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO,
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HEY-HAW, And don’t
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Stare into the sun or else your
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Eyes will burn and drip some
D A
Goooo...
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And burn out! Can’t look at the
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Sun or else your eyes will burn out
D A
Can’t stare at the sun! (Oh whoooa)
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Don’t stare at the sun!
