Eb
I know Seymour's the greatest
G Dbdim Cm
But I'm dating a semi-sadist.
G Am
So I've got a black eye
D7 G C G C
And my arm's in a cast.
Eb
Still that Semore's a Cutie
G Dbdim Cm
Well, if not, he's got inner beauty
G
And I dream of a place
Am D7 G C G C
Where we could be together at last
G9 C
A matchbox of our own
Dsus D7 G
A fence of real chain link,
Em G
A grill out on the patio
A A7 C D7
Disposal in the sink
F G7 F
A washer and a dryer
C Dbdim
and an ironing machine
G Dsus
In a tract house that we share
D7 G C G C
Somewhere that's green.
G9 C
He rakes and trims the grass
Dsus D7 G
He loves to mow and weed
Em G
I cook like Betty Crocker
A A7 C D7
And I look like Donna Reed
F G7 F
There's plastic on the furniture
C Dbmin
To keep it neat and clean
G Dsus
In the Pine-Sol scented air
D7 G C G C
Somewhere that's green
Eb F
Between our frozen dinner
G D7 G
And our bedtime, nine-fifteen
Em B G
We snuggle watchin' Lucy
A A7 D A7 D
On our big, enormous twelve-inch screen
G9 C
I'm his December Bride
Dsus D7 G
He's Father, he knows best
Em G
Our kids watch Howdy Doody
A A7 C D7
As the sun sets in the west
F G7 F
A picture out of Better Homes
C Dbmin
and Gardens magazine
G
Far from Skid Row
C9
I dream we'll go
D7 G C G C G
somewhere that's green.
