[Intro]
G Em Bm Cm D x2
[Verse 1]
G Em
The rain in Maine
Bm
Is made of novacane
Cm
In the Florida Keys
D
It’s made of Antifreeze
G Em
In Maryland
Bm
It’s made of heroine
Cm
In Minnesota
D
It’s made of baking soda
G Em
Every tooth in Duluth
Bm
Is Baby Ruth proof
Cm
Every roof is as white
D
as a 20-watt light
[Chorus]
G C
The doll of St. Paul
G
At the aerosol ball
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been around the world
G C
She made her home
G
In an air conditioned dome
C
She’s such a precious thing
D
She’s dancing to the king
[Verse 2]
G Em
Move your feet to the beat
Bm
I’m back on lucky street
Cm
Well I’m on a lucky streak
D
Lucky street
G Em
Come sit on my lap
Bm
In a Phrygian cap
Cm
I’ve been looking for a mix
D
Of sex and politics
G Em
Well The cat ate the rat
Bm
And the beast ate the cat
Cm
And the boy ate the beast
D
And the beast made him fat
G Em
And he sat in a puddle
Bm
And paddled with a spoon
Cm
And bloated like a bubble
D
And floated to the moon
[Chorus]
G C
The doll of St. Paul
G
At the aerosol ball
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been around the world
G C
She made her home
G
In an air conditioned dome
C
She’s such a precious thing
D
She’s dancing to the king
[Solo]
G Em Bm Cm D
[Verse 3]
G Em
Well her makeup and wigs
Bm
Are made of squealing pigs
Cm
And her hands and her arms
D
are made by Pepperidge Farms
G Em
And her face and her neck
Bm
are made by Sinopec
Cm
And the lines on her palms
D
are made by Viacom
G Em
And her dreams and her thoughts
Bm
are made by Microsoft
Cm D
She’s the doll of St. Paul
[Chorus]
G C
The doll of St. Paul
G
At the aerosol ball
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been all around the world
G C
She made her grave
G
In an air conditioned cave
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been all around the world, dancing with the king
[Coda]
G Em Bm Cm D x2
G
