[Verse 1] G While digesting Reader's Digest C In the back of a dirty book store, D A plastic flag, with gum on the back, G Fell out on the floor. G Well, I picked it up and I ran outside C Slapped on my window shield, D And if I could see old Betsy Ross G I tell her how good I feel. [Chorus] C But your flag decal won't get you G Into Heaven any more. D They're already overcrowded G From your dirty little war. C Now Jesus don't like killin' G No matter what the reason's for, D And your flag decal won't get you G Bb C D Into Heaven any more. [Verse 2] G Well, I went to the bank this morning C And the cashier he said to me, D "If you join the Christmas club G We'll give you ten of them flags for free. " G Well, I didn't mess around a bit C I took her up on what he said. D And I stuck them stickers all over my car G And one on my wife's forehead. [Chorus] C But, your flag decal won't get you G Into heaven anymore D There already overcrowded G From your dirty little war C Noe Jesus don't like the killin G No matter what the reasons for D G Bb C D Ang your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore [Verse 3] G Well, I got my window shield so filled C With flags I couldn't see. D So, I ran the car upside a curb C And right into a tree. G By the time they got a doctor down C I was already dead. D And I'll never understand why the man G Standing in the Pearly Gates said... [Chorus] C But your flag decal won't get you G Into Heaven any more. D We're already overcrowded G From your dirty little war. C Now Jesus don't like killin' G No matter what the reason's for, D And your flag decal won't get you G Bb C D Into Heaven anymore.