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Boogers And Cum - Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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Tabbed by: Ryan Buchanan
E-mail: [email protected]
As a huge South Park fan, I found this to be the best song South Park has made in a long
time. I had to do it.
The song was made for piano and jazz orchestra, but if you want to play it on guitar,
this will be useful.
The whole thing is pretty much a chorus with changing. Consider the 0h2h4h5 hammer-on optional.
Tuning: EADGBE (Standard Tuning)
Intro:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------5--(let ring)----------------------------------------|
G|----------------2h3h4------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------2h3h4-----------------------------------------------------------|
A|------2h3h4----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-2h3h4---------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------9--------2-----------------------------7--------6--------4--|
D|---------------7--------4----------2------------------7--------6--------4--|
A|---------------7--------x----------2------------------5--------4--------2--|
E|---------------5--------2----------0---------------------------------------|
So you're one of Yelper's special blessed, you demand a restaurant's very best
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------5------------------------------7----------------------9---------|
G|-----------6------------------------------7----------------------9---------|
D|-----------6------------------------------7----------------------9---------|
A|-----------4------------------------------5----------------------7-(quick)-|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Well they're gonna treat you special, I'm telling ya, chum... Now get yourself ready for
some boogers and cum
Verse:
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B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------7-------------------------------2---------------------------|
A|-----------7-------------------------------2---------------------------|
E|-0h2h4h5---5--(eight times)----------------0-(eight times)-------------|
Boogers and cum, that's called a Yelper special! Boogers and cum, Say, what's that on
your pretzel?
Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad, Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques
are valid
Boogers and cum, how bout some feces with your flounder, boogers and cum, you like that
queefy quarter pounder?
"Here you are, sir." "Thank you David, that's good service." "I will bring you food
every day my friend."
Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy, boogers and cum, oh you feel a little queasy?
Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes, boogers and cum, some guy shit on your tomatoes
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B|---10-----8-------------7-------6------5-------------------------------|
G|---9------7-------------6-------5------4-------------------------------|
D|---7------5-------------4-------3------2-------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
Your online critiques are real useful to some, now have a good time eating boogers and cum
You think you're special like you're A number 1, well there's a whole lot of special in
boogers and cum
"What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?" "Oh that's a yuzu pepper.. along with
some boogers and cum"
"Hmm, is that a jalapeno cream sauce?" "Yes, my father made it just for you." "Hmm, it's
tart, but savory."
Do you need a diagnosis, well, the doctor's got one,"Your stomach seems to be filled
with boogers and cum."
Alright, fancy food critic, looks like you've won, now please enjoy all the boogers,
booooogers, and cummmmm
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suggest them!
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