[Chorus] D T for Texas, T for Tennessee G T for Texas, T for Tennessee A D T for Thelma, the gal that made a wreck out of me [Verse 2] D If you don't want me, mama you sure don't have to stall G D If you don't want me, mama you sure don't have to stall A D I can get more women than a passenger train can haul [Verse 3] D I'm gonna buy me a pistol just as long as I'm tall G D I'm gonna buy me a pistol just as long as I'm tall A D I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma, just to see her jump and fall [Verse 4] D And if that's your mama, you better tie her to your side G D If that's your mama, better tie her to your side A D 'Cause if she flags my train I'm sure gonna let her ride [Verse 5] D I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a great long shiny barrel G D I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a great long shiny barrel A D I'm gonna shoot that rounder that stole away my gal [Verse 6] D I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log G D I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log A D Than to be in Atlanta, treated like a dirty dog [Chorus] D Well, it's T for Texas, T for Tennessee G T for Texas, T for Tennessee A D A D T for Thelma, the gal that made a wreck out of me