[Chorus] G G C Bm L.A. girls, please act your age C Bm You treat me like I have the plague C D G It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe Bm C Bm L.A. girls, please act your age C Bm Sweeten up your lemonade C D Em And meet me down at tower twenty-eight [Verse 1] Bm I think I'm in whiplash C Bm I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach C Bm I get off at Pico and sell my possessions C Bm So you will know just how I feel Em Bm I love your long hair C G But you just don't care Em So please help me fathom this Bm World without music C Bm And by the way, when can we talk? [Chorus] G G C Bm L.A. girls, please act your age C Bm You treat me like I have the plague C D G It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe Bm C Bm L.A. girls, please act your age C Bm Sweeten up your lemonade C D Em And meet me down at tower twenty-eight [Verse 2] Bm So would you mind if I was pregnant? C Bm I'll sleep on the edge of your bed C Like Dante and Beatrice Bm We'll light up our candles C Bm But how is this going to end? Em Bm The kids are asleep C G We're haunting their dreams Em Bm And some women swear it's more painful than labor C Bm Am To die with your sins on your head [Bridge] G G C C D D Am Am Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? G G Em Em D D C C Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? G G F#m F#m Em Em D D Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? G G D D Em Em D D Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? [Solo] G G C Bm C Bm C D G G C Bm C Bm C Bm [Chorus] G G C Bm L.A. girls, please act your age C Bm You treat me like I have the plague C D G It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe Bm C Bm L.A. girls, please act your age C Bm Sweeten up your lemonade C D Em And meet me down at tower twenty-eight