[Verse]
D G
When I was just a young boy
D A
My father said to me
D G
Son listen to these words or mine
A D
They'll save you much misery
[Chorus]
D G
Always marry an ugly girl
D A
She's the very best kind
D G
She'll never ever leave you
A D
And if she does you won't mind
[Verse]
D G
One day an ugly girl was born
D A
She had a face just like a lama
D G
When they brought her to her daddy
A D
He went and slapped her momma
[Chorus]
D G
Always marry an ugly girl
D A
She's the very best kind
D G
She'll never ever leave you
A D
And if she does you won't mind
[Verse]
D G
My brother married an ugly girl
D A
He was with her all the time
D G
But when his son stole her away
A D
He didn't really mind.
[Chorus]
D G
Always marry an ugly girl
D A
She's the very best kind
D G
She'll never ever leave you
A D
And if she does you won't mind
[Verse]
D G
My daughter married an ugly girl
D A
We couldn't understand
D G
We all felt a little better
A D
When she became a man.
[Chorus]
D G
Always marry an ugly girl
D A
She's the very best kind
D G
She'll never ever leave you
A D
And if she does you won't mind
[Verse]
D G
My son married an ugly girl
D A
She wouldn't go away
D G
He burned all her stuff in the backyard
A D
But she came back anyway.
[Verse]
D G
So I went and married an ugly girl
D A
Don't tell her I said so
D G
She seems to really love me
A D
But why I'll never know
[Chorus]
D G
My wife married this ugly man
D A
I guess I did her wrong
D G
She went and hit me with a frying pan
A D
Because I sang this song.
Chorus:
D G
Always marry an ugly girl
D A
She's the very best kind
D G
She'll never ever leave you
A D
And if she does you won't mind
