[Verse]
G C
Small dreams, small town
Em D C
I'm glad I'm not still around
G
Cause the townies don't grow, they just stay the same
C
They just wanna re-live that high school fame
Em D
And that was always something that scared me
C
That these could be the best days I'd ever see
[Chorus]
G D
But if those were your glory days
G Em
Well, I'm glad I wasn't around
G D
If those were your glory days
C G
You must be real shitty now
[Post-Chorus]
G
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
C
whoa-whoa
G
whoa
G
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
C
whoa-whoa
G
whoa
[Verse]
G
Pickup trucks, small-town racists
G
They get DUI's and plead their cases
C G
On a Saturday night, that's what you do
G
Dirt bikes, Choko jackets
G
Mediocre athletes who never had it
C G
But you got a Fox Racing tattoo
[Chorus]
C
If those were your glory days
G Em
I'm glad I wasn't around
G D
If those were your glory days
C G
You must be real shitty now
[Post-Chorus]
G
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
C
whoa-whoa
G
whoa
G
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
C
whoa-whoa
G
whoa
[Verse]
G
You got married straight out of high school
G
The prettiest girl, but she'll never love you
C G
She gained a hundred pounds and so did you
G
Now drinking just doesn't hack it
G
All your friends left town
G
Or got bad drug habits
C
Please don't have any kids
G
We don't need more of you
[Chorus]
C
If those were your glory days
G Em
I'm glad I wasn't around
G D
If those were your glory days
C
You must be real shitty (real shitty)
[Solo]
G C G (x3)
[Chorus]
C
If those were your glory days
G Em
Well, I'm glad I wasn't around
G D
If those were your glory days
G C
If those were your glory days
G D
If those were your glory days
C
You must be real shitty
