On Paper

On Paper
From the album Hypercaffium Spazzinate

[Intro]
C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 (x2)


[Verse 1]
     B5                 G#5
I'm not so easy on the eye
           C#5                            F#5
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
   E5     F#5            Eb5       G#5
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
      E5               Eb5 C#5 C5
Of a murdering serial raper


[Pre-Chorus]
   B5                 G#5
I never get none, and I know why
            C#5              F#5
But there's more to me than meets the eye
     E5       F#5      Eb5   G#5
The real live me ain't certified


[Chorus]
E5      F#5    C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5
I look good on paper


[Verse 2]
    B5                          G#5
Statistically I'm far above the rest
  C#5                            F#5
I do my homework, never have to guess
     E5    F#5       Eb5   G#5
My social life's an empty wreck
      E5              Eb5   C#5 C5
Romance is an alien labor


[Pre-Chorus]
            B5                    G#5
There are things about me you'll never know
             C#5                    F#5
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
   E5  F#5    Eb5   G#5
My resume is solid gold


[Chorus]
E5      F#5    C#5 B5
I look good on paper


[Bridge]
  F#5                  B5
I got straight A's on every test
  F#5              B5
A perfect credit score
    G#5           C#5
My ledger's never in the red


[Chorus]
E5      F#5    C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 
I look good on paper


[Transition]
C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 


[Verse 3]
   B5                 G#5
I never get none, and I know why
            C#5              F#5
But there's more to me than meets the eye


[Pre-Chorus]
       E5      F#5      Eb5   G#5
If you got the time I'm qualified


[Outro]
E5      F#5    C#5 B5
I look good on paper
E5      F#5    C#5 B5
I look good on paper
E5 F5   F#5    
I look good... 
   C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 B5
on paper             on paper