It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
(That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.)
The Cherry Bombs:
#47 on US Country on UNIVERSAL SOUTH
Records in 2004.
INTRO: Eb F Bb Eb Gm Eb Bb F Bb Gm
#1.
Bb
She used to call me baby, I thought she was
Eb Bb
such a lady.
Eb Bb
But, my, how things have changed since times
F C F
moved on.
Bb
I gave her my last dollar and now all she'll
Eb Bb
do is holler.
Eb Bb F Bb.....Gb E
Oh, my life has become a country song.
#2.
B
I've learned she can resist me by the way she
E B
always disses me.
E B Gb
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on.
B Gb B
Sometimes, I might feel frisky but these days it's
E B
just too risky.
E B
It's hard To kiss the lips at night, that chew your
Gb B
ass out all day long.
#3.
Gb B
All day long, it goes on and on.
Db Gb
If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it, would
I still be wrong?
B E B
I guess I should admit it, she ain't never gonna quit it.
E B
It's hard To kiss the lips at night that chew your
Gb B
ass out all day long.
INTERLUDE: E B Gb B G
BRIDGE:SPOKEN:
C
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny.
F C
God, you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney.
(Her what?..her hiney.)
F C G
Man, that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(Small plane?.. I'm tellin' ya!)
C
I used to roll her in the the clover, mmm-mmm, but thank God
F C
those days are over. (Halleluja!)
F C
It's hard To kiss the lips at night that chew your
G C
ass out all day long.
#4.
G C
All day long, she gnaws on and on.
D G
If some day they drop the big one, I'd say, sweet Jesus,
she's gonna finally leave me alone.
C F C
It's alright if we say it, cause the radi-o won't play it.
F C
It's hard To kiss the lips at night, that chew your
G C
ass out all day long.
OUTRO:
F C
It's hard To kiss the lips at night, that chew your
G C Dm F C G C G C
ass out all day long.
A 2000 smash from Kraziekhat.