[Verse 1]
Bm D
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
F#m A
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
Bm D F#m A
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.
Bm D
I guess it's hard to believe that one man
F#m A
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
Bm D F#m A
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.
[Verse 2]
Bm D
I know my haiku's are freaking intense
F#m A
but even the words I made up to sound French
Bm D F#m A
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
Bm D
I would show up for our pottery class
F#m A
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
Bm D F#m A
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.
[Chorus]
D E F#m
Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
A
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
D E F#m A
Screwing you on the beach at night. x2
One milkshake, two straws.
[Interlude]
Bm D F#m A
[Chorus]
D E F#m
Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
A
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
D E F#m A
Screwing you on the beach at night. x2
[Outro]
Bm
Don't I (Don't I)
D
Sound so (Sound so)
F#m
Sexy (Sexy)
A
Echo (Echo.) x2
Release the doves!
