STOP - STOP and mute
Stop - Stop and fade
Chords:
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D A* Or A* E
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Or E D* Or D*
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Intro:
A
Verse 1:
A C#m G
Mr. Fly has been compromised -Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that
A C#m G
a rat has taken up residence inside. -It's a long story
A
Where does one turn...
C#m
when one needs...
G G
a new place to sit.
A C#m
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think -
G
Craigslist!
Verse 2:
A C#m G
Beatrice has been compromised -Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...
A
Now it's red
C#m G
though it once was white. -I have chronic nosebleeds.
A
How in the world
C#m G G
would one get rid of this?
A C#m
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think -
G G
Craigslist!
Bridge:
F#m
I'm posting an ad..
D
We're replying to an ad
A*
on Craigslist..
F#m
It looks like a real red couch!
D
Look at this real red couch
A*
on Craigslist!
F#m
We gotta snag this couch, man.
D
I'm gonna call him -
A*
boop, boop, boop, boop
beedee boop boop boop
boop
F#m D A*
riiiing, riiiing, riii-- Hello...
F#m
Uh, hello, um, I'm calling -
You calling about a couch?
D
Yeah, I am...
A*
I knew it, I could smell you from here.
F#m D
Uh, okay well um, I just-- I'm interested in it
A*
Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
F#m
I'm here waiting for you, boys.
D
You can't see me can you?
A*
No
(Keep Strumming)
Okay good, keep it that way until you get here
Come right now?
You better get here real quick
I gotta bathe my mother.
Stop
Goodbye
Chorus:
A
We're buying a sofa
F#m
yeah that's what we're gonna do
E
but I'm pretty sure we're buying it
D* A
from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude
Bridge 2:
A
Here we are, we're at the front door
A
should I knock or should I ring the--
A
Ring the doorbell.
A
Okay...
A
ding dong
A
ding dong
A
ding dong ding dong
A
Hey, hey Phillip.
A
Uh, I'Am not Phillip -
A
You smell different when you're awake...
A
you got a real nice forehead...
A
Thanks ... I mean, I usually cover it up, but -
A
Well let me ask you a question
A
I lost my tangerine potato smoothie
A
can I check y'all's hairs for it?
Chorus 2:
A
We're not buying a sofa
F#m
that's not what we're gonna do
E
cause he's most definitely
D* A
the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!
Outro:
-Let's get out of here...
-Dolphins are the best food.
