xAsus2 Woke up in the morning. D Put on my new plastic glove. Asus2 Served some re-heated salsbury steak D With a little slice of love Asus2 D Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. E Just know everything's doing fine D Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Asus2 D Asus2 Well, I wear this net on my head D 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out. Asus2 I wear these brown orthopedic shoes D 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout. Asus2 I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, D But there's no reason to shout. E Everybody gets enough food D Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Asus2 A7 D Well, yesterday's meatloaf A Is today's sloppy joes D And my breath reaks of tuna A And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose. Then it returns to the same repeated 2 chord progression.