[Intro]
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[Verse]
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All those L.A. West Coast silicone women
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Really think they're hot
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But it's no fun titty fuckin' titties when the titties are
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Hard as rocks
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And up in New York City all them uptight bitties
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Like to shave their cooch
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But I prefer a little fur on my burger
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If you're wantin' me to tell the truth
[Chorus]
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I like my puss in boots
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A girl who knows how to honky tonk
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Hums along to a Waylon tune
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While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
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I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
F#m
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
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Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
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I like my puss in boots
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Boots
[Verse]
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Well the girls in Chicago they can spit they can swallow
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When they're on their knees
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But it's hard to stay hard when when you're fuckin in a car
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And it's four degrees
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All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky
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But I have to pass
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Cuz I only get wood when dick is up a good ol'
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Southern ass
[Chorus]
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I like my puss in boots
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A girl who knows how to honky tonk
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Hums along to a Willie tune
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While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
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I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
F#m
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
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Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
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I like my puss in boots
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Boots
[Bridge]
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Don't want them high heels on
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When you're slidin' up and down my dong
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And keep them fuckin' flip flops and your birkenstocks
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Away from my hillbilly cock
[Chorus]
D
I like my puss in boots
A
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
E
Hums along to a Wheeler tune
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While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
D
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
F#m
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
E
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
A
I like my puss in boots
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Boots
