Standard Tuning CAPO 4 (--The SNL live version is the same chords but with a CAPO on 3--) [Intro] Em Am x4 Em Am Bathroom stalls for the powder nose C High heel shoes with the open toes Em Am She's got a good time wrapped in gold C For you, for you Em Am All red dress with the devil eyes C So obsessed with the camera lights Em Am You love her, but you can't deny C The truth, the truth [Pre-Chorus] Em D She loves everybody Am B Can't you tell by the signs? Em D She loves everybody Am B She gets off all the time Em D It's a dark philosophy Am B And it haunts her constantly Em D It's a false alarm to me Am B She's a false alarm [Chorus] Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) [Verse 2] Em Am Six inch long, 'bout three inch wide C Dolla, dolla bill is her only type Em Am You love her but you'll never be C The one, the one Em Am Diamonds and the rings are her fantasy C She chase hearts with the Hennessy Em Am You love her, but you'll never be C Enough, enough [Pre-Chorus] Em D She loves everybody Am B Can't you tell by the signs? Em D She loves everybody Am B She gets off all the time Em D It's a dark philosophy Am B And it haunts her constantly Em D It's a false alarm to me Am B She's a false alarm [Chorus] Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) [Bridge] Em D Am She always leaves the man she loves B But the diamonds are forever Em D Am She always seems to be alone B But the diamonds make it better [Chorus] Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Em C Em C False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)