This is how the song actually sounds on the album. Other tabs just make it easier to play. I'm unsure about the lyrics. note: the A is barred A Capo: 2nd E A E Elope with me Miss Private and we'll sail around the world F#m C#m I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl F#m B How many nights of talking in hotel rooms can you take? F#m B How many nights of limping round on pagan holidays? A C#m Oh elope with me in private and we'll set something ablaze F#m B C#m A trail for the devil to erase E A E San Francisco's calling us, the Giants and Mets will play F#m C#m Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay F#m B We hung about the stadium, we've got no place to stay F#m B We hung about the tenderloin and tenderly you tell A C#m About the saddest book you ever read. It always makes you cry F#m B C#m The statue's crying too and Willy May. E A E I love you I've a drowning grip on your adoring face F#m C#m I love you my responsibility has found a place F#m B Beside you and strong warnings in the guise of gentle words F#m B Come wave upon me from the family wider net absurd A C#m "You'll take care of her, I know it, you will do a better job" F#m B C#m Maybe, but not what she deserves E A E Elope with me Miss Private and we'll drink ourselves awake F#m C#m We'll taste the coffee houses and award certificates F#m B A privy seal to keep the feel of 1960's style F#m B We'll comment on the decor and we'll help the passer by A C#m And at dusk when work is over we'll continue the debate F#m B C#m In a borrowed bedroom virginal and spare E A E The catcher hits for. 318 and catches every day F#m C#m The pitcher puts religion first and rests on holidays F#m B He goes into cathedrals and lies prostrate on the floor F#m B He knows the drink affects his speed he's praying for a doorway A C#m Back into the life he wants and the confession of the bench F#m B C#m Life outside the diamond is a wrench E A E I wish that you were here with me to pass the dull weekend F#m C#m I know it wouldn't come to love, my heroine pretend F#m B A lady stepping from the songs we love until this day F#m B You'd settle for an epitaph like "Walk Away, Renee" A C#m The sun upon the roof in winter will draw you out like a flower F#m B C#m I'll meet you at the statue in an hour F#m B C#m Meet you at the statue in an hour