Sounds best with when played with power chords,
play the high E chord at the 7th fret of the 5th string except during the bridge.
Listen to the album version to get a feel for the rhythm.
B D A B A E
Friday night I just got off work. My boss man is such a jerk.
B D A B B
So after work I went to his house; ate his wife's pussy and... kicked his ass.
B D A
Eatin pussy... and kickin ass.
B A E
(Eatin pussy and kickin ass)
B D A
Eatin pussy... and kickin ass.
B A E
(Eatin pussy and kickin ass)
B B
That's what I do.
B A E
mmhmm hmmm hmmm
B B
B A E
That pussy it taste good.
B B
uhuh huhh huh huhh
B D A B A E
Monday morning I got laid off, so I celebrated with some alcohol.
B D A B A E
Standing in the unemployment line I see this young girl's bush and said it's breakfast time.
B D A B A E
Security guard said, "You can't do that here." So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer.
B D A B B
Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?" And I said, "Ok" and then I... ate her pussy.
B D A
Eatin pussy... and kickin ass.
B A E
(Eatin pussy and kickin ass)
B D A
Eatin pussy... and kickin ass.
B A E
(Eatin pussy and kickin ass)
B B
That's what I do.
N.C. E A B
Pussy in the morning. (Sure)
N.C. E A B
Pussy in the night. (Yeah)
N.C. A E (No chord just the notes)
I eat a lot of pussy then I get into a fight. (Ahhhh)
B B B
Yeah alright
B A E
B D A B A E
Thursday night I was feelin' pretty great. I was walkin' past the honky-tonks on Broadway.
B D A B A E
I see this young girl; she's smiling at me. So I took her back to my place and I paid a fee.
B D A B A E
Took of her skirt I knew that something was wrong. Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong.
B D A B B
I was bored and since I paid anyway. I sucked his dick and then I... kicked his ass.
B D A
Suckin' dick... and kickin ass.
B A E
(Suckin' dick and kickin ass.)
B D A
Suckin' dick... and kickin ass.
B A E
(Suckin' dick and kickin ass.)
B D A
Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass.
B A E
(Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass.)
B D A
Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass.
B
(Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass...)
