Tabbed By: Fabio BlenderBR - Give your rating and help others users to find the best versions of the songs - Intro: A E D E (4x) Verse: A B I can lay it on real thick D E But I know how you don't like to get bogged down A B With anything 'bout us D E And our kick ass true love tale D E Sorry I swore just then A D Cause I know you hate it E A And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked D But I ate it Pre Chorus: E Cause I loved you Even more that you could ever imagine E Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7 Chorus: A E Ain't that a "b" with an itch D Ain't that a mother trucker E You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks And f yourself A E Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick D E Of all the "s" words you put me through A E D E So f-u A E D E F-u Verse 2: A B I can hang it out to dry D E Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat A B And not just thrown around D E Like a chain saw in need of juggling D E A Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, D That you hate it E A And that homemade porn I said that I erased D Well I saved it Pre Chorus: E Cause I loved you Even more that you could ever imagine E Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7 Chorus: A E Ain't that a "b" with an itch D Ain't that a mother trucker E You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks And f yourself A E Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick D E Of all the "s" words you put me through A E D E So f-u A E D E F-u A E D E F-u A E D E F-u Bridge: F#m B I'll send you a post card that says D A G# I'm glad you're not here F#m B I'll buy you a t-shirt D A G# But I'll use it to wipe up the beer D That I spilled E While I was spilling my guts A G# F#m To my friends about you B D F And I really don't have anything else nice to say But f-u F-u 5,6,7 Chorus: A E Ain't that a "b" with an itch D Ain't that a mother trucker E You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks And f yourself A E Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick D E Of all the "s" words you put me through A E D E So f-u A E D E F-u A E D E F-u A E D E F-u A E D E A E D E