This is the song called the Fuck Song from the movie Universal Remote, a really catchy, short, and fun song to
both sing and play! It's only G, C, and F, with a few walks through each chord progression but it's going to
sound equally as good without them!
No Capo
Standard
[Verse 1]
C
Projectile vomit, hot diarrhea
G
Spewing all out of my ass
G
Box of dead puppies
Mixed with monkey guts
C
They really give me gas
Shit all over a cemetery
F
While I'm shooting dope
C
Pus-covered crackhead
Eating his toe-jam
G
Flashing his dick at the Pope (and everybody's sayin)
[Chorus]
C G
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit
G C
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit fuck
[Verse 2]
C
Elephant penis stuck in a kitten
G
Covered in crack ho shit
Horse intestines baked in a casserole
C
Served to some preschool kids
Niggers, kikes, spics, slants and gooks
F
Let's not give them a pass
If you're insulted
C
I don't apologize
G
Suck a gay rhino's ass (and everybody's sayin)
[Chorus]
C G
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit
G C
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit fuck
