xIntro: A x4 D x4 A x4 D x4 A D Well, I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal A But I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd D I'm just trying to keep it real. A And I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet D G and if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you E you know I would do... it. Repeat intro. A Remember Regina and Sara and cereal bowls D and wearing our hats even when it's not cold. A I'll never relate to your city peeps D 'cause I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets. G E A I get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you. Repeat Intro Riff G D You should know that I love it when you sing G D but I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things. G D A Regardless, I'd be heartless without you. A x4 D x 4 A D Well I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time A D the last time that I did I regretted it I-I-I-I A D can't wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear. A 'cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me. D G You know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any E asshole you don't like. G E Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives. Fade out with Intro.